Turning the brightness all the way down on my phone so the businesswomen on my 7am train can't see me suck shit at sudoku
maybe i like it when a female character is deeply flawed and responsible for countless deaths and so on and so forth. more female characters should be deeply flawed and responsible for countless deaths
as a kid i had one of those “there’s a monster under my bed” moments except real.
every night i would cry about a ghost or something trying to scare me by knocking on my bedroom windows and walls. like, really loudly, every hour or so, every night. only at night. so my dad was like “heh okay kiddo let’s check it out :) ah see? there’s nothing here :)” and left.
until years later he admitted to me that he did in fact hear the unexplainable knocking when he slept in that room one night, and it kept him awake with fear. and suddenly felt awful for not believing little kid me.
imagine your kid being like “daddy there’s a demon in my closet” and you being like ok son lemme just check that for you :). and you open the door and there’s a demon in the closet
WHAT
Not to be confused with Lawful Chaotic, which is creating as much chaos as possible by following the letter of the law, usually to ridiculous extremes.
new worldview where i think everyone else has free will and a rich, complex interior life while i am the only person who does not
solipsisn’t
teal-deer asked:
Hello sir! Please behold this handsome creature I espied at my workplace, a botanic garden in the Washington DC Metro area. Nothing rare or special I think but very comfy.
markscherz answered:
That is indeed a comfy-looking bullfrog (Lithobates catesbeiana)
Death is not the end! You may go on to become the skeleton who fucks a hot chick painted onto some dudes harley
transgender-rex
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Turning the brightness all the way down on my phone so the businesswomen on my 7am train can't see me suck shit at sudoku
